Kuroshitsuji episode 11 & 12

This is the continuation of creepy guy and master. The beginning was funny because of Pluto. He was sent away by Sebastian

20131001-125637.jpg who hoped he would be of use to Ciel. Suddenly a dog appeared, and so did Greil! Ugh. That homo. Pluto went into heat because of the dog (horny dawg..) and that’s what attracted Greil. When Pluto seemed to be attempting to assault Greil, the crazy reaper was all

20131001-125828.jpg Crazy. He even said Ciel steals all the good men; Sebastian, then Pluto. Anyway, Pluto was running past Greil not to attack him, but because he was running towards the doll house that Lizzy had entered previously. The dollhouse had so many dolls (that was creepy enough) and they looked exactly like the kidnapped girls. I wanted to stop watching already, but I thought ‘No. What if I wanna write a horror story? This would be a great reference’. They should have just made Kuroshitsuji a horror movie with three episodes. 10, 11, 12 and possibly 13. I’m sure my point got across keke…

In the dollhouse, (I’m talking about Lizzy’s experience) Creepy Guy was there. When he said ‘the best present for your loved one’, I already knew he would say ‘would be yourself’. How predictable. I knew that Lizzy would be made into a doll too! Not scary at all!

When Ciel arrived in it, the Lizzy doll was already on display. Like I said, still not scary at all! So the threesome entered the door somewhere in the shop. Ciel knew that he couldn’t possibly survive on his own or with Pluto, so he told Greil to protect him, on the condition that he would grant him any wish. Greil was all ‘I’m not a cheap woman who would be swayed by money’ until Ciel said he’d let him do anything he wants with Sebastian for a day.

20131001-130720.jpg Not a cheap woman at all. (Wait what, woman?!) When they entered the mansion, they were greeted with creepy doll #1. When Greil wanted to slash her, Ciel was like ‘No don’t!’ but as it turns out, it was just a doll so there’s nothing to worry about. Then suddenly Creepy Guy appears and sings Creepy My fair lady Song and brings out Creepy Dolls. They were made of iron and when Greil went to kill them, Ciel was like ‘No don’t!’ again. They were really just dolls. But Greil was unable to slash them because scissors against iron is like me against anyone. So Ciel, being the noble man that he is, decided to leave Greil and Pluto to ‘play’ with the dolls and go find Lizzy on his own.

On his way there, weird stuff happened and he ended up in Creepy Room with his print thing on the floor. I don’t really get it, but I’ll find out more soon enough. Then Sebastian appears in the window and brings Ciel away from harm’s reach. Ciel slaps him saying that the whole point was to rescue Lizzy not him, but Sebastian said his contract was more important, and also,

20131001-131735.jpg They reasoned (haha quoting Creepy Guy) that the only place left to search for Lizzy was the Sealed tower. They happened to meet Greil and Pluto there too. Since Pluto’s a demon dog, he was able to open the ‘unearthly’ door. In there, they did find Lizzy, but Creepy Guy suddenly unleashed his puppet strings ability and started making Lizzy try to kill Ciel. But thanks to Greil’s scissors, the strings were cut. When he was about to do so, Ciel was all ‘No, don’t!’ but Lizzy was not harmed at all. Ciel, will you just calm yo tits? Sebastian just explained that Greil was gunna cut ’em strings. Creepy Guy ties them all up with his strings and started saying that he would make Ciel a doll too. (Oh man I just forgot what he actually said) So Sebastian finds it suitable to ask Creepy Guy (I’m just gonna start calling him CG okay, it’s so long to type) what he’s made of. CG says that he thought he was human, but recently termites have been falling out of his ear. Dude, are you serious? Humans can’t even turn their head more than 90 degrees. And they don’t creak either. Sebastian, being the only useful one there, uses his leg to kick the weapon that Lizzy used just now (is it bad that I don’t know what it’s actually called?) and knocks CG down. The strings disappeared, and Sebastian properly kills CG.

20131001-132516.jpg And just when I thought he couldn’t be any creepier! But somehow, I’m starting to like him more. It may be the way he keeps saying ‘I reasoned’ or it could just be the seiyuu. Or maybe because he dOESN’T TURN HIS HEAD 360 DEGRESS ANYMORE. He also somehow reminds me of Akashi… I don’t really know, but besides the owl and doll thing, Drossel Keinz is starting to appeal to me. Why couldn’t he live a lil’ longer or be taken into the Phantomhive mansion??

After the whole fight, this suddenly happened

20131001-133954.jpg but I forgot the actual reason. Just wanted you to be freaked out with Greil.

CG suddenly stands back up, and with all the stuffing dropping out, decides that he needs to report to his master. He basically just led them all to his master. Pluto was at the master’s seat, licking his finger. then the master starts talking, and says that he didn’t know why CG wanted to make Ciel a doll, since he was ‘unclean, unwanted and barren’. Ciel obviously gets angry and throws that wretched ring at the master’s chair. The master suddenly started repeating himself a lot, which made Ciel shout ‘STOP IT!’. The voice becomes like a toy’s; the creepy sort, and Ciel runs to discover the master’s identity. The cliched shocked face moment appears, and everyone else also gets shocked. Then the camera reveals that the master was really just a sort of scarecrow, and that a creepy wooden doll/nutcracker clown thing was lying in its lap. I honestly wasn’t expecting it, but the clown suddenly went all horror freak show which scared everyone including me and Greil. The ‘cheap woman’ took the opportunity to grab Sebastian’s shoulders and hide behind him. I thought the episode was frightful enough, and this HAD to happen.

In the end, everyone was celebrating Ciel’s birthday in his mansion. He found the wretched ring in his pudding, and Sebastian claimed that it would bring his happiness. Annoying Elizabeth became all ‘KYAAA~ you’ll have eternal happiness!!’ and I really wanted to smash her face in. How does Ciel bear with her selfish stupidity? Lizzy in the beginning even asked Paula how she could always be so happy, jingling away (she didn’t even pay for it, I don’t know how she got away with that. Hope she teaches me. The art of grabbing things to show someone else then leaving to follow that person without paying. Brilliant.) Lizzy is the exact replica of an annoying brat that you want to be the antagonist so that she’ll die in the end. She acts so happy-but-sad. I hate that. If you’re sad stop trying to be like ‘I’m just gonna hide my sadness and force a fake smile’. Like those whores on tumblr and twitter. Paula probably has her own fair share of sad stuff but she doesn’t ruin other people’s moods by wallowing in self-pity like a certain brat. I already said that I’m starting to like Paula haven’t I? Well, she’s really cute and so is her obsession with the stolen tambourines. Lizzy would be like ‘Paula! The bells!’ And

20131001-153128.jpg How amicable! Turns out that Angela’s the evil one. I never liked her from the start anyway. She isn’t even beautiful and just resembles an old ghost. She also kind of played with Finny’s feelings, and worse of all pleasured herself with Pluto. That scene was gross, like seriously. There were actually a lot of clues that made it somewhat obvious that Angela’s evil. In episode 7, she got whipped by Henry Barrymore but then he was seen bowing down to her and all that. In episode 8 too, she said that she would definitely see them all again soon. In this episode, she finally revealed her true side.

20131001-153217.jpg We should have known!! Why else would Pluto be licking the ‘master’s’ hand?!

As a concluding note, Kuroshitsuji is an awesome anime, and I don’t want to do any more episode reviews for it. I have too many opinions. In this show, there’s no such thing as logic. English or Indian, they all speak Japanese. Isn’t that wonderful? They must all be so united.

~akashi
P.S. I think the reason I’m starting to like CG is because of his lips! Aha! Don’t look at me like that, now. It’s not like I’m weird or anything.
P.P.S. Why does CG have a name? That’s just plain weird. And when I searched ‘creepy guy kuroshitsuji’, he was one of the results!! Pfft.

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Kuroshitsuji episode 9

Episode 9 was downright hilarious. Every series needs a lighthearted comedic scene and this was Kuroshitsuji’s.

It started off with Ciel discovering an old camera. Apparently the camera would transpose the most precious thing to the person who’s picture was taken into the photo. Ciel sent for the 3 servants and tested it out on Finny. Guess what came up? A bird. That Finny had ‘killed’ when he wanted to pet it. Finny’s such an animal inclined sweetie. At first I thought he was a girl O_O So Ciel ordered them to take a photo of Sebastian and they were all like ‘Yes, my lord!’ in the manner Sebastian does. Laughed like a maniac.

So obviously it was really funny because they were chasing Sebastian around the house, and forgetting to actually take the picture… Sebastian somehow knew just by looking at Ciel’s sheep and soldier pieces (that guy is no fun…) Sebastian then ordered the 3 servants to take Pluto away so as not to upset the guest (or is it scar the guest’s eyes..?), and they couldn’t get it done because they are so useful. This episode is where Finny showed his ‘abnormal strength’ that I wouldn’t have even realised had I not read it on the wikia AKA wispoiler.

Since the 3 servants didn’t manage to take Pluto away, he went to sleep outside the mansion. That was when Sebastian spotted a cat, and started caressing it. How cute! Pluto got jealous and

20131001-113935.jpg this happened. Sebastian says he hates dogs, I don’t think Pluto’s an exception.

Since the useful 3 servants couldn’t get a picture of Sebastian, Lau came in to help. After being so all-knowing…

20131001-114221.jpg All knowing indeed… Anyway, what he did was get his girl (the one he’s always with) to sit on the staircase and be all sexy. In the end, only the guest enjoyed the ‘show’. It was so funny, because the girl’s face was sooo expressive, and she was doing all sorts of weird, uncomfortable poses. On the staircase. Nearly died laughing.

After that, the guest had a meeting with Tanaka as a replacement for Ciel and Sebastian spewed lots of random plans that the Phantomhives are gonna have trouble fulfilling.

Ciel and Finny carry out their last resort, and Sebastian comes to save him. Meanwhile telling Ciel that he should’ve just asked him because he would do anything that he orders. Yay, Sebastian just made the 3 servants waste a day of their life doing nothing. And this lovely scene occurred…

20131001-114921.jpg After all this, the 3 servants go to a room to look at the photo they took of Sebastian during the celebration(?) Too bad though, because just when the picture was starting to form, Pluto came in and blew fire at them. That sucks. Sebastian’s just using you, you dawg!

In the end, Sebastian spots Ciel sleeping in his chair and takes a picture of him. Pluto happened to be outside clinging onto the window too, so he was taken too. Somehow the 3 servants got this photo, and were trying to decipher who’s important to who. (Guys, that picture wasn’t even taken with the special camera) They were obviously very confused because Sebastian was ‘transposed’ (or so they thought) into the picture, but he’s obviously alive. Then they decided to ignore that, and played with Pluto. Well, not exactly, more like get burnt by Pluto.

~akashi

Kuroshitsuji episode 10

I’m not sure if it’s episode 10. Free video doesn’t really show and I forgot which one it was. This episode was the one where everyone was searching for the Shard of Hope.

Lau is really epic (fail). He acts so knowledgable about everything but in reality he has no idea what’s actually happening. Ciel had a lot of WTF moments too; it’s so nice to see him show more expressions. Sebastian seemed really harsh in this one. I can’t believe he called Ciel frail and a burden. But I still think Ciel basically makes him do EVERYTHING. From saving his life, to cooking immense amounts of food, to becoming a magician, to risking his own life, and best of all, to sculpting ice.

Why I even wrote this post was because I was being insanely creeped out. That’s the only reason I put this under horror. You know in the beginning, when Elizabeth (Ciel’s annoying fiancee) was shopping for a present for Ciel, this creepy guy walked past them. He’s obviously the same person who killed Tim (the thief) in the beginning. Speaking of which, I still don’t know how he died. What did those spiderweb-like strings do? I know I keep saying I hate bloody scenes, but I’m a curious cat who wants to know everything. Not to mention getting creeped out in the meantime. Okay, so the creepy guy turned around to look at Paula (I’m starting to like her, jingle jingle!). His head turned 360 degrees. IT TURNED COMPLETELY. I’d insert a picture right now but then I won’t be able to sleep tonight. I think I suffer from 360degreeheadturningaphobia. Even in Toy Story 3 when creepy Baby did that, I got scared. Can you get any creepier than that? There’s a reason I’m not particularly fond of owls. My mood right now, CREEPED OUT! In the end creepy guy started acting like a wooden doll, creaking as he bowed down to his master.

Have I mentioned his appearance? He has purple eyes and ginger hair I think. My memory is failing me. Never mind that I just watched it 5 minutes ago. At least now I know why purple eyes don’t appeal to me. *shiver*

I’m not going to do a summary because there are so many out there and as I’ve said before, I’ve forgotten everything already.

~akashi