This is the continuation of creepy guy and master. The beginning was funny because of Pluto. He was sent away by Sebastian
who hoped he would be of use to Ciel. Suddenly a dog appeared, and so did Greil! Ugh. That homo. Pluto went into heat because of the dog (horny dawg..) and that’s what attracted Greil. When Pluto seemed to be attempting to assault Greil, the crazy reaper was all
Crazy. He even said Ciel steals all the good men; Sebastian, then Pluto. Anyway, Pluto was running past Greil not to attack him, but because he was running towards the doll house that Lizzy had entered previously. The dollhouse had so many dolls (that was creepy enough) and they looked exactly like the kidnapped girls. I wanted to stop watching already, but I thought ‘No. What if I wanna write a horror story? This would be a great reference’. They should have just made Kuroshitsuji a horror movie with three episodes. 10, 11, 12 and possibly 13. I’m sure my point got across keke…
In the dollhouse, (I’m talking about Lizzy’s experience) Creepy Guy was there. When he said ‘the best present for your loved one’, I already knew he would say ‘would be yourself’. How predictable. I knew that Lizzy would be made into a doll too! Not scary at all!
When Ciel arrived in it, the Lizzy doll was already on display. Like I said, still not scary at all! So the threesome entered the door somewhere in the shop. Ciel knew that he couldn’t possibly survive on his own or with Pluto, so he told Greil to protect him, on the condition that he would grant him any wish. Greil was all ‘I’m not a cheap woman who would be swayed by money’ until Ciel said he’d let him do anything he wants with Sebastian for a day.
Not a cheap woman at all. (Wait what, woman?!) When they entered the mansion, they were greeted with creepy doll #1. When Greil wanted to slash her, Ciel was like ‘No don’t!’ but as it turns out, it was just a doll so there’s nothing to worry about. Then suddenly Creepy Guy appears and sings Creepy My fair lady Song and brings out Creepy Dolls. They were made of iron and when Greil went to kill them, Ciel was like ‘No don’t!’ again. They were really just dolls. But Greil was unable to slash them because scissors against iron is like me against anyone. So Ciel, being the noble man that he is, decided to leave Greil and Pluto to ‘play’ with the dolls and go find Lizzy on his own.
On his way there, weird stuff happened and he ended up in Creepy Room with his print thing on the floor. I don’t really get it, but I’ll find out more soon enough. Then Sebastian appears in the window and brings Ciel away from harm’s reach. Ciel slaps him saying that the whole point was to rescue Lizzy not him, but Sebastian said his contract was more important, and also,
They reasoned (haha quoting Creepy Guy) that the only place left to search for Lizzy was the Sealed tower. They happened to meet Greil and Pluto there too. Since Pluto’s a demon dog, he was able to open the ‘unearthly’ door. In there, they did find Lizzy, but Creepy Guy suddenly unleashed his puppet strings ability and started making Lizzy try to kill Ciel. But thanks to Greil’s scissors, the strings were cut. When he was about to do so, Ciel was all ‘No, don’t!’ but Lizzy was not harmed at all. Ciel, will you just calm yo tits? Sebastian just explained that Greil was gunna cut ’em strings. Creepy Guy ties them all up with his strings and started saying that he would make Ciel a doll too. (Oh man I just forgot what he actually said) So Sebastian finds it suitable to ask Creepy Guy (I’m just gonna start calling him CG okay, it’s so long to type) what he’s made of. CG says that he thought he was human, but recently termites have been falling out of his ear. Dude, are you serious? Humans can’t even turn their head more than 90 degrees. And they don’t creak either. Sebastian, being the only useful one there, uses his leg to kick the weapon that Lizzy used just now (is it bad that I don’t know what it’s actually called?) and knocks CG down. The strings disappeared, and Sebastian properly kills CG.
And just when I thought he couldn’t be any creepier! But somehow, I’m starting to like him more. It may be the way he keeps saying ‘I reasoned’ or it could just be the seiyuu. Or maybe because he dOESN’T TURN HIS HEAD 360 DEGRESS ANYMORE. He also somehow reminds me of Akashi… I don’t really know, but besides the owl and doll thing, Drossel Keinz is starting to appeal to me. Why couldn’t he live a lil’ longer or be taken into the Phantomhive mansion??
After the whole fight, this suddenly happened
CG suddenly stands back up, and with all the stuffing dropping out, decides that he needs to report to his master. He basically just led them all to his master. Pluto was at the master’s seat, licking his finger. then the master starts talking, and says that he didn’t know why CG wanted to make Ciel a doll, since he was ‘unclean, unwanted and barren’. Ciel obviously gets angry and throws that wretched ring at the master’s chair. The master suddenly started repeating himself a lot, which made Ciel shout ‘STOP IT!’. The voice becomes like a toy’s; the creepy sort, and Ciel runs to discover the master’s identity. The cliched shocked face moment appears, and everyone else also gets shocked. Then the camera reveals that the master was really just a sort of scarecrow, and that a creepy wooden doll/nutcracker clown thing was lying in its lap. I honestly wasn’t expecting it, but the clown suddenly went all horror freak show which scared everyone including me and Greil. The ‘cheap woman’ took the opportunity to grab Sebastian’s shoulders and hide behind him. I thought the episode was frightful enough, and this HAD to happen.
In the end, everyone was celebrating Ciel’s birthday in his mansion. He found the wretched ring in his pudding, and Sebastian claimed that it would bring his happiness. Annoying Elizabeth became all ‘KYAAA~ you’ll have eternal happiness!!’ and I really wanted to smash her face in. How does Ciel bear with her selfish stupidity? Lizzy in the beginning even asked Paula how she could always be so happy, jingling away (she didn’t even pay for it, I don’t know how she got away with that. Hope she teaches me. The art of grabbing things to show someone else then leaving to follow that person without paying. Brilliant.) Lizzy is the exact replica of an annoying brat that you want to be the antagonist so that she’ll die in the end. She acts so happy-but-sad. I hate that. If you’re sad stop trying to be like ‘I’m just gonna hide my sadness and force a fake smile’. Like those whores on tumblr and twitter. Paula probably has her own fair share of sad stuff but she doesn’t ruin other people’s moods by wallowing in self-pity like a certain brat. I already said that I’m starting to like Paula haven’t I? Well, she’s really cute and so is her obsession with the stolen tambourines. Lizzy would be like ‘Paula! The bells!’ And
How amicable! Turns out that Angela’s the evil one. I never liked her from the start anyway. She isn’t even beautiful and just resembles an old ghost. She also kind of played with Finny’s feelings, and worse of all pleasured herself with Pluto. That scene was gross, like seriously. There were actually a lot of clues that made it somewhat obvious that Angela’s evil. In episode 7, she got whipped by Henry Barrymore but then he was seen bowing down to her and all that. In episode 8 too, she said that she would definitely see them all again soon. In this episode, she finally revealed her true side.
As a concluding note, Kuroshitsuji is an awesome anime, and I don’t want to do any more episode reviews for it. I have too many opinions. In this show, there’s no such thing as logic. English or Indian, they all speak Japanese. Isn’t that wonderful? They must all be so united.
P.S. I think the reason I’m starting to like CG is because of his lips! Aha! Don’t look at me like that, now. It’s not like I’m weird or anything.
P.P.S. Why does CG have a name? That’s just plain weird. And when I searched ‘creepy guy kuroshitsuji’, he was one of the results!! Pfft.